Fat Boy Friday

Hello to all of you,

So let me preface this letter by saying that I am a big believer in proper diet and good, hard exercise. I spent six days of the week eating things like egg whites, plain oatmeal, chicken breasts, broccoli and other such healthy food. I also make it to the gym five or six days a week. Now I don’t just go to the gym, a push myself very hard when I am there. I mean what is the point of going, if you are not going to make it count. That being said, I would like to introduce you all to a little thing I like to call “FAT BOY FRIDAY.”

I spend six days of the week (Saturday thru Thursday) living life as described above. Friday is a different story. Friday is the one day a week I can eat anything I want. Fat Boy Friday is becoming something of a legend around here. Most people who live with me are well aware of Fat Boy Friday. It really is a thing of beauty.

So I imagine you are asking yourself what is it exactly that one would consume, if one was going to participate in Fat Boy Friday. Well, since you asked I will tell you. Let me expunge:

Breakfast: 9 strips of bacon, 2 hash brown patties, 2 waffles with ice cream and chocolate, OJ, Chocolate Milk, Strawberry Milk, Red Bull Energy Drink.
Snack: Chocolate Filled Pastry, 1 large cup of coffee.
Snack: M’azing brand candy bar, can of Coke.
Lunch: 2 slices of Pepperoni Pizza, French Fries, 3 glasses of sweet tea, 1 slice of chocolate swirl cheesecake.
Snack: Entire can of Pringles, can of Strawberry Fanta.
Snack: M’azing brand candy bar, can of Coke.
Dinner: 4 large chicken strips, Mashed potatoes and gravy, 2 sweet teas, can of Coke, Coke Float (coke and ice cream).
Snack: Twix brand candy bar, can of Coke.
Jealous much?

This is just what I ate today, and the day is not over yet. So far I have eaten 8 times today. If any of you would care to sit down and figure out the calories consumed I would be really interested to find out. I myself am not going to count, but if any of you do, please tell me what you find out.

Anyway, I just thought I would give you all one more peak inside my brain. I have to go now. I think I am going to throw up.
Love,
S. Robert Meehl
Matthew 16:15